10 points in englis
h conversation between a teacher an student
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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."
Student: Sir, I always get less marks than my expectations, why is it so?
Teacher: At times it happens, but you must not lose heart. You should keep studying harder and improve your expression and presentation.
Student: Oh I see! I just stressed on studying hard; I never thought about expression and presentation.
Teacher: There are many sides to be looked after to score high grades or marks. Apart from having a thorough knowledge, one must also present that knowledge in an attractive manner.
Student: I got it sir, from now onward I will pay enough heed to my presentation also. Thanks for your wise guidance.
Teacher: But don’t overdo on presentation. Always keep in mind complete subject knowledge will always be prime; if you have only presentation skills and no deep knowledge of the subject, you will not get the desired result. What you have to learn is presenting your knowledge in agreeable manner.
Students: I will keep it in mind, Sir. Thanks, once again.
Teacher: You are always welcome.