Question

A dialogue between a thief and policeman on the causes of theft.​

Answer 1

ᴛʜɪᴇғ: sɪʀ, ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʙᴀɢ.

ᴘᴏʟɪᴄᴇ: ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sᴍᴀʀᴛ, ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʀᴅ ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ᴛʜɪᴇғ: ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ sɪʀ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʟʏɪɴɢ. ᴘᴏʟɪᴄᴇ: ɪᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ.

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Answer 2

Answer:

police: your are under arrest

Explanation:

thief: no u