Question

a humorous story ending with,"he disappeared in the crowd "

Answer 1

It was the day of the Talent Show! Alex Rider had a talent about comedy. When the woman holding the clipboard called “ALEX RIDER, COMEDY”, Alex Rider came up to the stage and cleared his throat. “Hem, ahem. I’m Alex Rider, and I’m a pretty weird guy. This day, a man, well probably a 12 year old looking like he was a 20 year old, 400 pound wrestler just came up to me and laughed a laugh. Just before now, actually. Haw haw, he had said. And this guy was HUGEEEE, you can totally see him from a mile and a half, he was that big. From a million people, a crowd, you can spot him, alright. So this guy, he stole my book. See, I’m holding some boring old Shakespear books. But this guy, he stole my only good book. It, it was called The Book Theif, actually.” Laughter can be heard, and Alex seems more confident.
“WHERE IS HE NOW?” someone called out from the crowd.
“Hmm...” Alex came up with something funny just then. “He disappeared in the crowd.”