Question

A very funny joke in english

Answer 1

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Answer 2

Answer:

Explanation:

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"