Question

Acrostic poem on station

Answer 1

You’re a poet, as they say 
All you write is poetically full of art 
Wince when you read your stuff 
As from literacy you stand apart 

Such great depiction, fiction 
wordplay and poet structures 
Diction, contradiction, dead 
good words and writing such as 
Ballads, salads and other kinds 
of verses with great meaning 
Acrostic, Agnostic and all other 
words that see you preening 
Rhyming, timing and all the stuff 
that makes you look artistic 
Hard to read and nothing 
really makes your stuff simplistic 
Excreta, meter, rhyming 
All about your brother Peter 
Verses with great timing 
all with just a single rhyme repeater 
Arty words but never farty 
Dressed up in a dictionary ‘bonnet’ 
Time for wordsmith party 
Can you find a rhyme for this – yes Sonnet! 
Who was it that wandered 
all around as lonely as a cloud? 
Are clouds lonely? Verily it’s pondered 
Do they seek your friendship in a crowd? 
I.Q, Haiku, do your readers even like you? 
Tanka w****er, you’re so on the ball 
So pretentious’ does that saying ever strike you 
Jack of all trades master of sod all 

You’re a poet, as they say 
and all you say is poetically full ofshit 
Read up or down, I’m pretty sure 
you’ll never find much sense in it 

Though some was meant!