autobiography of an exotic animal or bird in a zoo
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Hello down there! I am a giraffe. I live in a zoo. I eat lots of plants. All
the animals tease me. They say things like, “How’s the weather up there?”
That’s not even the worst part. They won’t invite me to play limbo because,
“I’m too tall.”
You may think living in a zoo would be fun. Well, it’s not. The
elephants run everywhere because they thought they saw a mouse. The
monkeys scratch places you wouldn’t want to know about. The zookeeperdon’t get me started with the zookeeper! First, he never waters my tree, and he
always gives me meat. I’m an herbivore for goodness sake! He thinks he’s a
good dancer. Reality check-He’s NOT!
Still think the zoo is fun? This will change your mind. Little kids
with grubby little hands always try to touch me. Then the parents go, “Oh,
honey! Don’t touch that…..it may bite!” That’s very offensive, thank you very
much! I have lived here since I was born. I won’t live in the jungle. I hear the
frogs are very aggressive. Also, the tadpoles will eat you whole. The trees are
dead. The water isn’t sparkling. I can go on for a long time, if you like. Let’s
just say I’d rather live in the zoo, and that’s a lot coming from me!
I just received some news. I am getting moved to the San
Francisco Zoo, the most wonderful place ever! I’ll see lots of exotic animals
like goats-the kind that waddles, zebras, antelope, and lots more! So, I’m
packing my bag, putting some leaves in my carry-on pillow, and some
toothpaste-a girl always has to brush her teeth!
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