can any one write me some riddles or jokes
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1. A boy's Facebook status update...
"I'm on fb during class... Hahaha..."
Teacher comments...
"turn to page 47..."
2. Waiter: Would you like your coffee black, sir?
Mr Humour: What other colours do you have?
3. Definition of Father: A banker provided by nature.
4. Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final examination.
Son: No dad, I'll manage 100 percent.
Dad: Don't joke with me.
Son: Who started it, dad?
5. During the maths class at a junior school...
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?
Class: At once, ma'am!
6. A classroom in progress at a junior school...
Teacher: Now students, you know how motors work. Can one of you explain?
John: I can!
Teacher: Then, please do!
John: Gar-gar-garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Teacher: Please, stop!
John: Ghatt...ghatt...ghat...
7. Two little kids talking...
First kid: You know, my father is afraid of crossing the roads!
Second kid: Really! But how do you know that?
First kid: He always holds my hand while crossing the roads!
8. There was this man who would regularly pray to God that he wins a lottery...
One day, God asked him, "Why don't you buy the ticket for once?"
"I'm on fb during class... Hahaha..."
Teacher comments...
"turn to page 47..."
2. Waiter: Would you like your coffee black, sir?
Mr Humour: What other colours do you have?
3. Definition of Father: A banker provided by nature.
4. Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final examination.
Son: No dad, I'll manage 100 percent.
Dad: Don't joke with me.
Son: Who started it, dad?
5. During the maths class at a junior school...
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?
Class: At once, ma'am!
6. A classroom in progress at a junior school...
Teacher: Now students, you know how motors work. Can one of you explain?
John: I can!
Teacher: Then, please do!
John: Gar-gar-garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Teacher: Please, stop!
John: Ghatt...ghatt...ghat...
7. Two little kids talking...
First kid: You know, my father is afraid of crossing the roads!
Second kid: Really! But how do you know that?
First kid: He always holds my hand while crossing the roads!
8. There was this man who would regularly pray to God that he wins a lottery...
One day, God asked him, "Why don't you buy the ticket for once?"
lavanyapush00:
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