can any one write the liryics of TU OFFLINE HE
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Answer:
no icannnot that lyrics
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It is the funny song dedicated to friends
Here is the lyrics you are searching for-
Tu offline hai
Mera mood bigad gaya
Time deke bhi tu idiot sala
Kidhar jake mar gaya
Tu offline hai
Kab dikhyega tu thobda
Ata majhi satakali,jawani ke josh mein
Tu bhool gaya hai thappad mera
Main yahaa khali pilli makkhi mar rahi hun
Tere faltu post padhke TP kar rahi hun
Ye koun nayi ladki sang
Khinchi tune selfie
Sab clear samajh rahi hun
Aaja online phir tujhko batlati hun
Tere saare karname tujhse ugalwati hun
Agar tune kiya koi fir se intupintu
Facebook pe bhi zinda bachega na tu
Tune apna password bhi kaise badal diya?
Teri ye himmat
Arre..tu toh tha fattu
Tu abhi bhi offline hai
Dekh,naak pe gussa chad gaya
Little bit romance jo dil mein uth raha tha
Ek second mein utar gaya
Mere mobile pe 1 year ka
Talk-time abhi bharwa de
Ladies parlour mein lifetime membership karwa de
Beauty sleep ke 4 ghante tujhpe hui barbaad
Saste mein nipatna hai toh
Online aaja be
Arre tune abhi status dala "I am feeling hot"
Selfie wale ladki ne bhi like mara fatafat
Tere HItler bapu se main chugli lagati hun
Ek second mein dho dalenge
Saari garmahat
Chal teri smile gandi
Tere baal bhi gande hai
Tujhko kar dun delete ja usko jake chipak
Tu offline hai
Ye kya tera chakkar naya
Parso mann hi mann mai soch rahi thi
Tu lagtha hai sudhar gaya
Chal ek last chance tuhko main deti hun
Internet ka bill bharke bol de sorry
Dobara jooth bola to ek jhapad khayega
Thobde ka ho jayega choorma curry
Tu offline hai
Tu ek number ka hai gadha
Jab main tere liye taiyaar khadi hun
Kisi aur se kyun hai tera lafda
Tu offline hai
Ab toh mera mood bigad gaya
I thought main dungi tujhko ek flying kiss
Par ab toh tu margayaaaaaaaaaa..
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