can anyone send me diary entry on my pet ?
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I almost have my pet human trained. For example, I have figured out how to get him to give me a treat. All I have to do is sit. I could play dead and whatnot, but, really, why bother? Sitting is still enough to get me a treat. In fact, I might train him to give me two treats if I act slightly disinterested. That could work really well for me. I’ve also taught him to to throw a tennis ball. That one was tough. I had to keep returning the ball (and he still has the annoying habit of wiping off the slobber), but I have to admit that he’s learning. His throws are much more on-target and bouncing higher than before. Oh, and I’ve almost trained him to wake up before the sun. I admit that it still takes some barking, but he’s almost trained.
Oh, and I just taught him a really cool trick! It’s a song called “No, No, Bad Dog.” It’s a bit like having dinner theater. The way it works is this: I chew up the couch (dinner) and then he launches into this really cute tirade called “No, No, Bad Dog.” I was hoping he would use jazz hands, but he just waves his arms and points his finger at me. I think he might figure out the dance moves next week.
On the other hand, there are some things that he’s still struggling to learn. I tried to housebreak him, but he insists on doing his business inside the house! He doesn’t even bother to use the carpet! Just like clockwork, he uses the toilet. Doesn’t he realize that it’s a drinking fountain with perfectly clean water? It almost makes me not want to use it as a watering dish. Well, at least he bothers to flush . . . most of the time.
On an unrelated note, I am working on a new technological device called the Smellivision. It’s like television, but it’s based upon smells. All I need are the right chemical compounds. I’ve been working collaboratively with Rex from across the block, though apparently my pet human doesn’t enjoy our entrepreneurial venture. He keeps yelling at me during our most intense collaborative sessions at 3:30 a.m. I’ve buried most of the items in the backyard.
Oh, and I just taught him a really cool trick! It’s a song called “No, No, Bad Dog.” It’s a bit like having dinner theater. The way it works is this: I chew up the couch (dinner) and then he launches into this really cute tirade called “No, No, Bad Dog.” I was hoping he would use jazz hands, but he just waves his arms and points his finger at me. I think he might figure out the dance moves next week.
On the other hand, there are some things that he’s still struggling to learn. I tried to housebreak him, but he insists on doing his business inside the house! He doesn’t even bother to use the carpet! Just like clockwork, he uses the toilet. Doesn’t he realize that it’s a drinking fountain with perfectly clean water? It almost makes me not want to use it as a watering dish. Well, at least he bothers to flush . . . most of the time.
On an unrelated note, I am working on a new technological device called the Smellivision. It’s like television, but it’s based upon smells. All I need are the right chemical compounds. I’ve been working collaboratively with Rex from across the block, though apparently my pet human doesn’t enjoy our entrepreneurial venture. He keeps yelling at me during our most intense collaborative sessions at 3:30 a.m. I’ve buried most of the items in the backyard.
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30-06-2017
Dear diary ,
Today I want to tell you about my cute pet dog Jenny. She is more than a pet for me she is like my friend I talk to her, share my feelings with her although she doesn't reply on my language but she reply's in the language of love I think these voiceless creature speaks by their love . So we should love and care them
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Ishika
Dear diary ,
Today I want to tell you about my cute pet dog Jenny. She is more than a pet for me she is like my friend I talk to her, share my feelings with her although she doesn't reply on my language but she reply's in the language of love I think these voiceless creature speaks by their love . So we should love and care them
More tomorrow
Ishika
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