Question

Can some one give me 5 Pjs (poor jokes).. very urgent

Answer 1

Wife: "How would you describe me?" 
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 
Wife: "What does that mean?" 
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister?
Peter: Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Well, instead of tempting me with that apple, she ate the thing herself!

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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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“Did God make you, Papa?”
“Yep! He certainly did.”
“And did He make me too?”
“Of course, He did.”
“Well, He’s certainly doing better as He goes along, isn’t He?”

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A Chinese man rings his boss, “Me no work I sick.”
Boss says, “When I’m sick, I make love with my wife. Try that.”
Two hours later the Chinese man rings back, “Me better, you got nice house.”

Answer 2

1st joke

man-1: I know a person with wooden leg named Smith.                                                man-2: What is name of another leg?

2nd joke

man-1:please call me a taxi.(he asked to hire a taxi)

man-2:yes sir, you are a taxi.

3rd joke

teacher: did your father help you with your home work?

student: no mam, he did it all by himself.

4th joke

man: what would you do if bomb explodes while you are fixing it?

bomb fixer: don't worry, I have another bomb.

5th joke

man-1: what was the name of your car?

man-2: oh! I forgot it, but it starts with "T".

man-1: wow! it starts with tea, but I saw the cars which will start with petrol or diesel.