Dailogue between cat and dog discussing their problems
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If dogs and cats could talk, what would they say?
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If a dog and cat could talk to each other the conversation would probably go like this:
Cat: I'm cat and you're dog so I'm the boss.
Dog: I love you. I love you. I love you.
Cat: Yes, yes, as you should.
Dog: Do you think they'll take me for a walk?
Cat: I'm sure they'll take you for a walk.
Dog: Do you want to come too?
Cat: Gee, let me see, get dragged around in the cold with a string around my neck or sleep... hmmm... I think I'll stay in here where it's warm and dry.
Dog: Do you want to see me chase my tail?
Cat: Um... no.
Dog: When will they be home?
Cat: They just left.
Dog: (5 minutes later) When are they coming back?
Cat: They just left.
Dog: (hears car, goes insane) THEY'RE HOME!!! THEY'RE HOME!!!! OOOH THEY'RE HOME!!!!
Cat: (mumbles under his breath) Pathetic.
Dog: Why aren't they coming in?
Cat: Because that wasn't them, you moron.
Dog: But I heard their car.
Cat: No. You heard A car, not THEIR car.
Dog: Oh. So when will they be home?
Cat: THEY JUST LEFT!!!!
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Answer:
Cat: hi dog
Dog :hi cat why you are so sag
Cat : when I was going through the road one man beat me
Dog: why cat why he beats you
Cat : he was entering out I was going to market he was going out. So he beats me that's it
Dog:hooooo I have understood your problem I was heared some where. When they was enter out you should not come from there front
Cat:why
Dog:I do not know cat. Once I was sleeping. The man was stranded on chair it was broken on was seen it. I was gone there. I was try to telling but they beats me very hardly so I felt very sad.
Cat:human beings are very sadist. They are very anger persons.
Dog:yes cat.
Cat:OK dog bye.
Dog:OK bye cat