Dialogue between a bus conductor and a passenger who does not have change for the bus fare
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Conductor: Ticket please.
Passenger: On up to Dholla Kooana, please. Here is the money.
Conductor: Oh! You have a five hundred rupee note! I am afraid I don’t have change.
Passenger: I also have this note only. What should I do now?
Conductor: Don’t mind; I have seen you are a regular commuter. You can pay me tomorrow.
Passenger: Oh! Thanks a lot. The other day I was asked to get down the bus in a similar situation. God bless you.
Conductor: Thanks a lot. And you are welcome.
Bus Conductor: Ma’am that would be$ 1.25 for your destination.
Passenger: Here you go a $5 bill.
Buss Conductor: I am sorry Ma’am but you will have to give me change, as I do not have change to return to you.
Passenger: I am sorry too but I don’t have any change money on me either. How about you charge me for this old lady sitting there?
Buss Conductor: Well that is quite generous of you.