dialogue between alien and human being about their native planent
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Dialogue btw Human and Alien in Future
Alien: Whwjqkwodfkalsd skakqkspa
Human: Bro...what r u saying?
Alien: Saahw shakslqp wjsss!
Human: Lemme take the translator..[Opens Google Audio Translator]..
Yeah say bro..
Alien(translated): Hello bro!
Human: Yeah hello!
Alien: So..We are here on Earth to help u!
Human: Oh thankyou. We're trapped here. Our mission to make Mars habitable failed miserably.
Alien: Why what happened?
Human: Oh yeah...our President decided to spend more money on defence sector for research and development in missile program. Do u know now we could destroy anything! No other countries will threat us!
Alien: (thinking in mind: Lol...Poor fellows.They don't have unity..So it's easy to destroy everyone)
OK brother....so how's it lyf on Earth?
Human: Yeah...that's the worst point.Can u see this?(shows the oxygen cylinder and mask) Now we can't walk out without this!
And too all the surface water have become spilled with heavy toxins...We can't take even ice glaciers from Antarctica or Artic region bcz everything melted! Now we're digging deep down the Earth!
Alien(thinking in mind: Bunch of fools..Don't they knew this before destroying every resources)
: Yeah bro...Don't worry. We are from Planet E which revolves around the star TRAPPIST-1.It is exactly like Earth. On 2018 u discovered it..
Human: How u know it?
Alien: We can read ur mind. So beware before telling any lies to us..haha...
Human(shocked): Yeah yup...I'll be always sincere to u....
Alien: So...Here's our offer...We will take u to our planet. We got the technology to transport humans to our planet within a small time span..
Human: Oh..wonderful...Was this the help u offered to me in the beginning of our conversation?
Alien: Yeah:)
Human: Ok...Then please make me as the bridge between u and our people.I will co-ordinate everything. Do u need any fees for transporting humans?
Alien: Yeah...Each human should give us 100kg of Gold or Platinum bars.
Human: Ohh....As u know 90% of the population can't afford this! Anyway let us take only the rich to ur planet. Let all others die here...Haha....
Bro...also..I need commission...Let us ask 200kg of gold or platinum from each one and I will loot 100kg from that!
Alien: U deserves hell!(shoots)