dialogue between police man and a theif would be so funny
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A policeman in the museum wonders around carelessly and knocks down a vase. The pale guard rushes to the scene and shouts:
“Oh my, this piece is 3000 years old! What have you done?”
“Now that’s a relief, I thought I broke something new!”
✨HERE ARE THE DIALOGUES ✨
➡Police :- You have been caught up , do you know why you have been arrested ?
➡Thief :- Yes, because I have stolen gold from jewellery store.
➡Police :- Why you have done so ?
➡Thief :- Because I want them ?
➡ Police :- Why you want them ? Is it yours ?
➡Thief :- That was not mine that's why I have stolen, if it was mine then why will I steal ?
➡Police :- Ok ! Ok ! Now it was not yours that's why you have stolen. But say why you need them ?
➡Thief :- Because it is a useful thing for me as after selling it I will get money.
➡Police :- (Angry) At last I got to know why have you stolen it .
➡Thief :- Ok then, may I leave ?
➡Police :- Hey if you will leave then why I had caught you ?
➡ Thief :- To ask that why I have stolen it ?
➡Police :- No! I have caught you to put you behind bars for your crime.
➡Thief :- What ?
➡ Police:- Yes, but before that tell your last wish.
➡ Thief :- I want to eat mango before going behind bars.
➡Police :- But it is winter season how will I get mango ?
➡Thief :- No problem, I will wait till then.
➡Police :- (Stood astonished)