Question

Do you think sir smasham uppe was aware that he was so clumsy ?give reasons for your answers ​

Answer 1

Answer:

idk sorry

Explanation:

Answer 2

SIR SMASHAM UPPE

by

E.V. Rieu

Good afternoon, Sir Smasham Uppe!

We're having tea: do take a cup!

Sugar and milk? - Now let me see

Two lumps, I think? . . . Good gracious me!

The silly thing slipped off your knee!

Pray don’t apologize, old chap:

A very trivial mishap!

So clumsy of you? - How absurd!

My dear Sir Smasham, not a word!

Now do sit down and have another,

And tell us all about your brother –

You know, the one who broke his head.

Is the poor fellow still in bed? –

A chair - allow me, sir! . . . Great Scott!

That was a nasty smash! Eh, what?

Oh, not at all: the chair was old –

Queen Anne, or so we have been told.

We’ve got at least a dozen more:

Just leave the pieces on the floor.

I want you to admire our view:

Come nearer to the window, do:

And look how beautiful . . . Tut, tut!

You didn’t see that it was shut?

I hope you are not badly cut!

Not hurt? - A fortunate escape!

Amazing! - Not a single scrape!

And now, if you have finished tea,

I fancy you might like to see

A little thing or two I’ve got.

That china plate? - Yes, worth a lot:

A beauty too . . . Ah, there it goes!

I trust it didn’t hurt your toes?

Your elbow brushed it off the shelf?

Of course: I’ve done the same myself.

And now, my dear Sir Smasham – Oh!

You surely don’t intend to go?

You must be off? - Well, come again

So glad you’re fond of porcelain!

The end