Essay: Funny things that happened to me.(Or you)
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Plot: Office Library [washroom]
Roles in play: I , Augustina (my colleague), and an angel in disguise.
{… had ‘he’ never come, the episode would have been limited to me or my confidantes. But, lord wanted the episode to be hysterical. Fair enough! Why should humans have all the fun? }
~~ I entered into the washroom. Little did I know, I was entering there to embark the inception of a chapter. ~~
I was in general shift (10 am to 7 pm). In this shift, I, usually, eat lunch at ‘Sangeetha restaurant’ present within the office premises.
One fine summer afternoon, post lunch, I had this feeling that something is wrong in my tummy, probably food failed to maintain good rapport with my stomach. I didn't bother and customarily carried out my tasks. I had to bring one book from the office library. Augustina agreed to accompany me. We went together, around 2:30-3:00 pm.
The library is a 5 stored building having “Jantar Mantar” kind interior design.
We reached there, and started the search operation. She at one corner and I in the other. Out of the blue, my stomach gestured that it's going to surrender. Oh my god, That was it! Instead of book, I began searching for washroom, couldn't fine one. Now, instead of washroom, I began searching for Augustina to ask. Alas! She was nowhere to be seen in those 15 seconds. I was lost [inside ].
I spotted a washroom and directly entered [no-north, no-south - for my vision], ecstatically. My memory decided to shut down temporarily, and subsequently, the notion of ‘male washroom’ got deactivated. As soon as I opened the main door, I didn't have time to see east/west [inside]. In the blink of an eye, I entered into the room.
I must acknowledge, my stars were really kind to take care not to send any “MALE” while I was in there or, at the moment I entered [Jesus Christ, that would have been too much to handle!]. I was relieved. But! [There is always a twist. How can I imagine of a thing getting done so smoothly? Wise enough.] The color of kindness changed.
As I tried to pull the main door, by a strange coincidence, I felt it got pushed from outside [By that time I had already learnt, I was at wrong place - Male Washroom !!!]. And, holy cow! There enters the angel in disguise!
The moment the man’s eyeballs[probably, in mid 20’s] fell on me, he was stunned. He stepped back, looked up to read the sign board [his face reflected a conspicuous bafflement]. His eyeballs shot me a half-tickled-half-puzzled glance, again.
Having no other clue, I didn’t let my embarrassment surface over my face. With eyes widened and brow wrinkled[ in shock], uttering- Oh My God! [in flickering pitch of tone], I adroitly pretended as if, “Oh boy! You are about to step in to ladies section.”
We exchanged our own set of emotions.
As I stepped out, I laughed my muted - vigorous, delighted laugh. I was like: Oh god, please never ever let us meet anywhere on earth, I beg of you. My thorough entertainment didn’t let my laugh to stop. [I bet, the same would have happened to him.]
I ran to Augustina.
“Where were you?”, She asked curiously.
“What about the book?”, dismissing her words and retaining calmness, I asked.
“I couldn’t find it anywhere, let’s go to the librarian.”
We went to the ground floor [We were in 4th/5th floor] and inquired. While walking to our block, I described her everything in delighted, excruciating detail.
“Usually, I pray for people to meet and live together happily ever after. But, in your case, I have to make an unusual request. I pray to god, you guys never meet, AGAIN.” We both were giggling all the way to our ODC.
Later, when I was alone, I couldn't stop thinking about that. What if he had presumed wrongly? What if there was a male inside? I assessed the range of probabilities of thoughts he might have got as he entered into the washroom. It would definitely be one of them - “Ah! Who is that gutsy boy[friend] inside, Let me check! Such a golden opportunity has appeared before me!”. Thanks to god, no one was there.
From that point on, I have been double checking the sign board of anything!
Eventful Life!! :D
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