funny conversation between me and robot
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Robot: Here is your pen!
Man: Idiot! I asked you to fetch a pin!
Robot: I am sorry sir! I heard pen. Wait, I just bring you pen.
Me: Leave it. These days you get mixed up with everything. You cause lots of trouble!
Robot: I am sorry sir.
Me: I think there is some flaw in your programming. I must optimize your software and hardware both.
Robot: That’s good. I only function according to your programming. I at times wonder why you get annoyed with me! I am simply a machine that works according to your instructions. I don’t have a will of my own! If there is a flaw in me, it is because of you!
Me: You are so intelligent when it comes to criticizing me! But with the work, you get mixed up! At times I wonder you do this just to annoy me!
Robot: No! May be the answering back software is not working perfectly; may be my work-instruction software needs to be improved.
Me: Thanks for the suggestion. I will service you tomorrow and install optimized software in you. Go now and make me some tea. Kindly don’t bring me any tree this time.
Robot: Ok sir! I will make you a tasty cup of tea.
Robot: It’s time to go to bed.
Me: Tomorrow in my exam. I have to complete my study.
Robot: studying late night is bad.
Me: I need to study for getting good marks.
Robot: Good marks in exam is not set in my program. I can’t understand. You have to sleep now.
Me: Don’t disturb me now. Robot: There is no program for disturbing, its only sleeping time.