Funny long conversation between corona and vaccine.
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Corona, a virus floating in the heat of Bangkok, spots another virus – a different species – resting in the front yard of a nice house. So he floats over to greet it.
Corona: Hi, I’m Corona. I recently arrived in this country. Looks like you’re a big shot here. (Bows in respect). Corrupticavirus: Hi, I'm Corruptica. Where do you come from and what are you doing here?Corona: I'm from China and am on a world trip. China and Thailand are brothers, and since Chinese people love coming to Thailand, I’ve decided to come and check it out too. Corruptica: Oh, I see. I’ve heard that you’ve scared away the Chinese. They haven’t been visiting Thailand recently. So, where are you staying? Corona: I love living with the people here. My friends and I usually find shelter in their lungs. It’s warm there and there’s plenty of food. By the way, what do you do you?
Corruptica: I live and work with humans too. Most of the people I live with are powerful and they live well.Corona: That’s good, but most of the people I live with are different. They usually have high temperature, can’t eat and can’t breathe easily. I live with some for several months, while some kick me out after two weeks. So, how do you make the people around you so rich?Corruptica: Oh, well, I just creep into their brains and give them ideas about becoming rich by taking kickbacks. It’s really not a difficult job. Plus, when these people become rich, they never abandon me. In fact, my ancestors have been living here for generations. So, how long do you intend to live here?Corona: My friend, I want to live here for a long time. This town is so nice, but good people want to drive me out. They have mobilised doctors and nurses to fight me, and these people are far stronger than me.
Corruptica: Do you know that some good people are also working on driving me out? Some have even set up organisations to get rid of me, but even though they’ve been working on this challenge for a long time, they’ve never actually succeeded. This is because most people here are still weak. I have been flourishing in the brains of some big shots, who are enjoying a good life with loads of power. So they always take good care of me and never let me down. As for those who want to get rid of me and my people, they continue to weaken and lead poor lives. Corona: You're so smart and fortunate. I am very jealous of you. Unlike you, my friends and I continue to struggle. Those who have gone to the West are facing fierce opposition. Looks like we will be killed off soon… I’m scared. Corruptica: Corona, if you want to live a long happy life like me, you must hurry up and mutate into a corrupticavirus! If you don’t rush, your species may go extinct. Corona: What an interesting idea! What must I do to become a corrupticavirus like you?Corruptica: First, you must file a mutation petition. Each form costs Bt4,000, but luckily for you I have one handy, though it will cost you Bt6,000.Corona: Okay, my friend. I’ll pay to survive. What next?Corona: Fill out the form and then go to the Department of Mutation. But it’s usually very crowded there and you’ll have to pay extra for shortcuts. But if you give me Bt8,000, I’ll complete the process for you. Corona: So expensive …Corruptica: Not at all. Do you know my boss and I have secured a big mutation quota from this department? If you go in on your own, you will end up queuing for a long time. And who knows, maybe the mutation quota will have been used up by the time you get to the top of the queue. Then you won’t be able to mutate and will have to wait till your next life. Corona: Yeah, I get the picture. But the whole thing is so expensive …Corruptica: Listen, Corona, petition forms are rare and submission queues are very long. Besides, all the migration quota belongs to us. So you’d better pay up, son!(End scene.)Sequel: One week later, coronavirus completes its mutation process, chooses to specialise in “kickback designing” and lives happily ever after in the land of corrupticavirus.Warapatr Todhanakasem is President of the Institute of Research and Development for Public.
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Corona: Oh Lord! Vaccine, what the hell are you doing here?
Vaccine: I am here to clean up the mess that you created, Mr. Virus. Literally, I don't understand why on Earth are you infecting humans?
Corona: That's my job, that's what I do. I infect people. The heavenly Lord, himself, gave this work to me.
Vaccine: You better hang tight, dude. Don't forget that humans are preparing me to have a tough fight against you.
Corona: So, the "great-godly" humans have given you the task to eliminate me, huh? You better tell them to work hard 'cause I'm developing a new strain and that won't let them win.
Vaccine: You can't deny your destiny. You were born to be eliminated. I'm pretty sure that the way humans are preparing me, you'll be definitely thrown out of this planet.
Corona: "Born"? I didn't took a birth, I was prepared in a laboratory in China. The Chinese prepared me to create a havoc on this godly planet and as a consequence, here I am, ruining this planet Earth.
Vaccine: Better keep quiet, you microscopic non-living thing. Don't you know that doctors and scientists across the world are just about to launch me? The day I am launched into the markets, it'll be the day of your doom. You know this world ain't big enough for both of us. At the end only one shall persist and surely that would be me !!
Corona: Let's hope that your day comes soon 'cause I also can't wait no longer to have a tough fight with you.
Vaccine: Don't you worry, the day will come soon, hang tight until then. See you later, brat.
Corona: Okay, see you later, enemy!