FUNNY STORY TIME.
So y'all I am here again with another request( my last one was ignored :( |)
Write a funny short story. No word limit and no need for censorship either. I couldn't care less about double entendres either. Make it funny.
"One fine day, you see......
P.S SAVE PENGUINS
P.P.S LORD PENGUIN shall be watching from the shadows
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Here's the answer!
It was a fine day, you see, that I was home alone, and watching a movie.
My parents and my sib had gone out, so I was practically quite bored, having nothing to do, rather than watch the T.V.
It must have been a few hours or so, since they left, when I heard the door-bell ring.
"RINGGGGG-RINNGGG-DOOONNGG'', the bell rang.
I groaned, and mentally reminded myself to inform my dad to fix it, because it was so da.mn loud and annoying.
I dragged myself out of the couch, and almost walked as if I had arthritis. (Lazy-ness gently does it! XD)
Reaching towards the door, I thought of it to be my parents and sib, but I reconsidered it. I remember my mom telling me, that they would come home somewhat at 3;00 in the evening.
I looked at my watch. It was just 1;57 pm.
So, then, i decided to look through the peep-hole.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
There was a round bodied creature, which had a huge blood red nose and gaping big mouth, smeared with some white and bluish paint. The creature wore some weird outfit, rather I would say that it matched to the one with that Antagonist in the movie-IT, which I’d watched, recently.
It was a clown. Of course. Why would a clown, suddenly come out of the blue and give me a visit?
Chuckling, i decided to give it a try, and opened the door.
Now-now, before anyone of you say something, I know that I shouldn't open the door for some fat little clowny-stranger, but I'm 100 steps ahead of your thinking.
I already had equipped myself with this orange colored tennis-racket, to hit the guy's bu.t.t, if something went wrong. And a mosquito-racket, fully charged. Though, I know that the clown isn’t a mosquito, but still, it’s better safe than to be sorry.
The door opened, and the clown came in. He smiled his gigantic creepy cheshire cat smile.
I smiled politely at the clown, and looked at what he'd got with himself.
A huge rainbow-colored barf bag. I Wonder what’s inside it. My mind flashed me some gummy bear toys and stuff which’s really kid-dish to even imagine.
My thoughts were soon broken, with a low rumble.
I looked at the clown, and saw that he was laughing.
“And why’re you laughing, dear clownie, may I ask?” ,I questioned.
“Why, that was one h.e.ck of a thought. I didn’t know that little girls like you, who look so innocent, could even have murderous thoughts like that one!”, The fatty said, smirking.
“Wait, did you just read my mind? That’s awful! Plus, I’m not a little girl, I’m a teen! Get that into your clownish-head!”, I exclaimed, rudely.
“So, anyways, what’s the reason you’re here? To make lame jokes?”, I interrogated.
“Naw, that’s what the immature clowns do. I’ve some trick up my sleeve that’ll make you wonder with amazement.”, said the big guy, smiling.
“Alright, show me what you’ve got.”, I said.
Let’s see if you’ve the huge guts to show something awesome, but anyways, that would backfire, as you already have a bulging tummy, I thought.
The guy glared at me, and my cheeks became hot. I had totally forgotten that he could read minds!
“Lo, and behold! Here comes the shaggedy!”, the clown removed something live out of the bag.
I stared at the creature, with loss of words. It looked as if was a female version of the Frankenstein, only smaller, and more do.g.gish-looking. It had huge red eyes.
The creature, looked at me, snarling. Saliva dripped from its mouth, making me feel disgusted.
“Is this some kind of an evil joke? I’m not a fan of alien creatures, you see.”, I almost whispered, with dread, looking at it.
The clown just laughed. Creepily.
"Mwahahaha!". What a d.u.m.b laugh,i thought.
“Eat her, Shaggedy.”, The meanie ordered.
My eyes bulged. “What the he.ck do you think you’re doi--”
I stopped myself at time, and looked at the creature, slowly coming towards me.
“DON’T YOU DARE COME TOWARDS ME, FRANKIE.”, I shouted, as if it understood English.
It didn’t. I suddenly remembered the mosquito-racket, I clutched in my hand, and hid it behind the back. Because, I had a plan.
“Okay, come on, you little piece of slime. I’ll give you some toffee. Come here…”, I cooed.
The frankie reached to a point where she was about to jump at me, and it did.
My reflexes moved fast, and I struck the creature, as if it was a ball, hard with the electric racket.
And “POOOF”, came the sound. The creature practically sizzled in front of me, and looked as if it was a piece of fried salami.
“NOOOOOO!”, shrieked the clown.
I sniggered. Now, for the finale, I thought, gleefully.
I came up, behind the sobbing clown, and hit that tennis-racket hard, on his b.u.tt.
“PHAAAAT”, was the sound. And his b.u.tt deflated. (I don’t know, how. XD)
“OOOMMFF”, hissed the evil clownie, and suddenly, every part of his body deflated, as if he was just a giant rubber balloon, which he indirectly was.
I picked up the rag, and the Salami-frankie and threw them in my neighbor ’s yard.
What a day, I thought.
I clambered towards my bedroom, and slept peacefully.
THE END!
Hope that this helps you!
-TGA.