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1. What do you call a dinosaur with a wide vocabulary?
A thesaurus
2. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
3. Why did the teddy bear so no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed
4. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket
5. How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie into it
6. How does the ocean say hello?
It waves
7. What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory
8. What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.
9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go
10. How do you make the number 7 even?
Remove the S
11. What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon aid
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