Give me 20 examples of pun
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Explanation:
1. “A horse is a very stable kind of animal.”
2.”Corduroy pillows make headlines.”
3. “Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.”
4. “I can’t believe I got fired by the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.”
5. “I’m glad I know sign language; it’s pretty handy.”
6. “We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.”
7. "You were right, so I left."
8. "Geometry is so pointless."
9. "It's hard to beat scrambled eggs for breakfast."
10."The life of a patient of hypertension is always at steak."
11."A horse is a very stable"
12."Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
13."An elephant’s opinion carries a lot of weight."
14."Every calendar's days are numbered."
15."A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired."
16."No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery."
17."A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering."
18."If you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed."
19."A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative."
20."I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel."
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