Question

HEY MATE'S

I NEED SOME FUNNY JOKES AND RIDDLES

PLEASE ANSWER

NO SPAM

Answer 1

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There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off.  Why does the other monkey jump too?
Answer:
Monkey see monkey do.

What do you call two witches who live together?
Answer:
Broommates!

What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
Answer:
A leek(leak).

I hope this will help you☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

Answer 2

Funny jokes :

1) I would love you to take you for dinner,
Make you sit beside the candle,
shower you with roses
And utter those three magical words in your Ear -PAY THE BILL.

2) Mere taraf se tumko ek puppy
Tumhare dost ko ek puppy
Dost ke dost ko ek puppy
Bata kyon?
Kyunki aaj hamare kutte ne
6 puppy ko janam diya

Riddles :

1) I goes up towards and sky and also down towards the earth. Who am I?

= See Saw

2) What is the thing that animals have but humans don't have?

= Tail