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Plz help me guys..
I AM CHOSEN AS A ANCHOR FOR THE ANNUAL FUNCTION OF OUR SCHOOL..
THEREFORE I NEED SOME SHAYARIS AND LINES OR SCRIPTS FOR THE ANNUAL FUNCTION..
NOTE-it should be in english..
Hurry up...
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Answers
Congratulations for being chosen as the anchor. ⚓
Below are some of my favorite school puns. You can use them:-
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
➕ Why was the geometry class always tired? Because they were all out of shape.
✏ Decimals have a point.
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Don't say the following jokes in front of the teacher
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
Answer: sorry just a few tips
Explanation:
Make it funny so people don't get bored
make sure you stay on topic
don't use unnecessary flowery language
and congrats on being chosen