hi i need two to three jokes in sanskrit with english translation and i need it for school activity so pls help ....(class seven)AND IF YOU DONT KNOW THEN PLS DONT REPLY ANYTJING AS ONLY TWO PEOPLE CAN GIVE ANSWERS(sorry)
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1)अध्यापक:- यदि भगवान् स्वयं तव समीपं साक्षादागत्य "वरं वृणीष्व" इति वदॆत् तर्हि भवान् किं वृणुयात् ?
(Teacher:- If God himself appears before you and offered any boon, what will you request for?)
एक: विद्यार्थी:- अहं सवर्ण दूरदर्शनं वरत्वॆन वरिष्यामि ||
(Student 1:- I shall ask for a colour Television.)
अन्य:विद्यार्थी:- अहं शीतकं वरिष्यामि ||
(Student 2:- I shall request for an Air conditioner.)
अपर: विद्यार्थी:- अहं संगणक यन्त्रं वरिष्यामि||
(Student 3:- I would choose to have a Computer.)
अध्यापक:- रे मूर्खा: ! तथा न कर्तव्यम् | यदि भगवान् साक्षादागत्य "वरं वृणीष्व" इति मां पृच्छति चॆत् अहं तु विद्यां वरत्वेन वृणोमि ||
(Teacher:- You fools, you are asking for all petty things. If God appeared to me and told me to request a boon, I would ask for knowledge.)
विद्यार्थी :- तत्र किम् आश्चर्यम् ? यस्य यन्नास्ति स: तदेव वृणोति ||
(Student 1:- What's there to be surprised in it? Each one asks for something that they do not possess.)
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कमले ब्रह्मः शेते हरः शेते हिमालये ।
क्षीराब्धो च हरिः शेते मन्ये मत्कुणशङ्कय ।।
Brahma sleeps on a lotus, Shiva sleeps in Himalaya and Vishnu sleeps in Ksheersaagara – it’s all due to the fear of bugs in their bed.
स्वयं पञ्चमुखः पुत्रौ गजाननषडाननौ।
दिगंबर कथं जीवेद् अन्नपूर्णा न चेद् गृहे।।
He himself has five faces. Of his sons, one has an elephant's face while another has six faces. How would Lord Shiva live if Annapoorna (A name of Lady Parvathi that means “Giver of food”) was not there in his house?[3]