How and why did the picnic break up
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A break-up is like a dentist appointment – even when it's going good, you still have someone you won't see again for months rooting around for answers while you struggle to breathe and feel a bit sick. The "good" way to end a relationship is still horrible, but at least it's honest and straightforward. It leaves the future clear for rebuilding your totally destroyed sense of self.
I heard my fair share of horror stories while researching this piece. The most brutal of the bunch included being dumped right before asking for a ride to the airport, after a family funeral, in the shower directly after having sex and at a party before taking someone else home. One girl got dumped via a SoundCloud rap. But there were good ways, too. There were stories about kind and honest conversations, crying, mutual respect, ample time given for the dumpee to say their piece, but not so much time that they felt like they could convince the dumper to reconsider.
My own most memorable break-up was right before Miguel took to the stage at Wireless Festival in 2016. The guy in question chose Snapchat messenger to break the news. The indignity was way worse than the knowing we'd never see each other again, but then Miguel appeared, dressed all in white, like an angel or a beautiful Bichon Frise. I cried behind my mirrored sunglasses as he played "Sure Thing", turned off my phone for "Hollywood Dreams", and by the time he closed out his set with "Adorn" I knew I'd be alright in the end.
But sometimes Miguel won't be available to guide your recently heartbroken ex through misery. Here's everything I've found out about how to carry off a good break-up without the help of an alternative R&B and funk sensation.
I heard my fair share of horror stories while researching this piece. The most brutal of the bunch included being dumped right before asking for a ride to the airport, after a family funeral, in the shower directly after having sex and at a party before taking someone else home. One girl got dumped via a SoundCloud rap. But there were good ways, too. There were stories about kind and honest conversations, crying, mutual respect, ample time given for the dumpee to say their piece, but not so much time that they felt like they could convince the dumper to reconsider.
My own most memorable break-up was right before Miguel took to the stage at Wireless Festival in 2016. The guy in question chose Snapchat messenger to break the news. The indignity was way worse than the knowing we'd never see each other again, but then Miguel appeared, dressed all in white, like an angel or a beautiful Bichon Frise. I cried behind my mirrored sunglasses as he played "Sure Thing", turned off my phone for "Hollywood Dreams", and by the time he closed out his set with "Adorn" I knew I'd be alright in the end.
But sometimes Miguel won't be available to guide your recently heartbroken ex through misery. Here's everything I've found out about how to carry off a good break-up without the help of an alternative R&B and funk sensation.
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