How to deal with a bully?
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try to make a good decision about it
Let's say there's a bully named Shítslice.
Shítslice starts bullying you, be alpha and resist. Then, you would notice Shítslice bullying other kids, you would absolutely decide to jérk him off (Ahh.. a bold move!). So first, you gotta figure out where his school locker is. Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen. Mark down where he lives and run the heck away. Then, Figure out which sports he's interested in, let's say he's interested in ice-hockey. Now, you gotta find out where his ice rink is, and at what time he plays there. Just spend six frēakin' months practically stalking Shítslice, making sure you don't get caught. And map out where he's at any time, at the times.
Then, proceed to stage two, buy a pumpkin. On a day, get off shool earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pumpkin at the door. He would come home, would see the frickin' pumpkin and would frēak out. The next day, He'd tell people about the pumpkin, but no one cares. Two weeks later, sneak a pumpkin at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room. People would think he's making it up. Now, you start buying pumpkins on a regular basis. always have it ready when the opportunity strikes. Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pumpkin. His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pumpkin. Now, he won't mention about the pumpkin to anyone anymore. Figure out where they keep his home spare keys, skip school, sneak into his home while his parents at work and leave a pumpkin on his bed. He'd come home, will see the frēakin' pumpkin and frēak out. And Days later, as a consequence, you would hear that he's failing classes.
His parents would put up a security camera in the home on his request that a ghostly pumpkin is chasing him all around. Now, you gotta find the camera's blind spot and dodge that shít. Send him a fcukin' pumpkin for Christmas from a fake address. Now, Shítslice wouldn't show up at shool very often due to fcuken' pumpkin anxiety. And your problem's solved. He won't bully anyone anymore.
Bombard Shítslice with random pumpkins every few weeks for two years. After the two years, your shool ends, and you go to college like a BOSS!! Come home back for the holidays, you'd hear that someone from your old school had a panic attack at a grocery store. That's Shítslice! Someone probably left a fcukin' pumpkin on the beer shelf, he saw it and had a panic attack then and there. And Congratulations, you made your grade!! Shítslice won't bully anyone now on!!!
And that how you deal with a bully!!