How to get A+ in my next Blood test?
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just ask doctor to give it ^_-
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You definitely want to get A+, so you gotta make sure you are prepared next time. Here's how to do it:
1-Extract some of your blood, keep it somewhere safe.
2-Modify your medical data, change it to A+. Keep in mind this is a falsification, and not the end result we are aiming for.
3-Get yourself involved in some sort of blood-loss-causing accident. Make sure to keep the previously extracted blood with you, but don't let anyone see it.
4-??????
5-When you are being treated after being injuried, you need to avoid receiving A+ blood, as after the accident your body is in shock and would not receive it well. However, the nurses or whoever is treating you have prepared A+ blood for you. You need to distract them in order to switch the bags of blood. If you are lucky enough to be in America, just throw some money somewhere. Remember the health system here values money more than your life. They will certainly go after it. You must seize the moment and switch the blood bags.
Congratulations, you have just obtained a bag of A+ blood.
6-Wait until you heal completely. A few weeks or so. Maybe more.
7-Cut your carotid. Really fast, so it doesn't realize it has been cut. You could die if you did it too slowly, be careful.
8-Enter a bath full of water, and open the cut a bit, so as to let the B+ blood flow out. Ideally you want to be completely underwater, so your blood vessels don't stay empty after being emptied. The flowing water will maintain your pressure, as well. Now get the bag of A+, and pour it slowly into the carotid cut. After you finish, cauterize it with your car exhaust. Its gases contain a lot of carbon, which is a substance also present in your body naturally, and that will accelerate the repair rate, the same way it accelerates a car.
Don't worry about the water in your vessel system, it will be filtered out eventually. Get a pack of letter soup, or as many as you need to prepare a dish consisting of solely "A" letters. This will serve as propaganda to convince the cells at the blood production centers to support A-type blood government instead. The propaganda alone would not work, since you need a lot of blood of a certain type to produce more.
Eventually your body will have changed it's blood type to A+. Success.
Alternatively, you might want to keep your original blood type as well. This is also a good option, since the two blood grades get added, resulting in a higher one. The procedure is a bit more complicated, but well worth it.
Edit: Got some Au, neat. Ty anon. May the wind be always at your back. Also added the alternative procedure in response to u.
HOPE IT WILL HELP YOU ☺️
1-Extract some of your blood, keep it somewhere safe.
2-Modify your medical data, change it to A+. Keep in mind this is a falsification, and not the end result we are aiming for.
3-Get yourself involved in some sort of blood-loss-causing accident. Make sure to keep the previously extracted blood with you, but don't let anyone see it.
4-??????
5-When you are being treated after being injuried, you need to avoid receiving A+ blood, as after the accident your body is in shock and would not receive it well. However, the nurses or whoever is treating you have prepared A+ blood for you. You need to distract them in order to switch the bags of blood. If you are lucky enough to be in America, just throw some money somewhere. Remember the health system here values money more than your life. They will certainly go after it. You must seize the moment and switch the blood bags.
Congratulations, you have just obtained a bag of A+ blood.
6-Wait until you heal completely. A few weeks or so. Maybe more.
7-Cut your carotid. Really fast, so it doesn't realize it has been cut. You could die if you did it too slowly, be careful.
8-Enter a bath full of water, and open the cut a bit, so as to let the B+ blood flow out. Ideally you want to be completely underwater, so your blood vessels don't stay empty after being emptied. The flowing water will maintain your pressure, as well. Now get the bag of A+, and pour it slowly into the carotid cut. After you finish, cauterize it with your car exhaust. Its gases contain a lot of carbon, which is a substance also present in your body naturally, and that will accelerate the repair rate, the same way it accelerates a car.
Don't worry about the water in your vessel system, it will be filtered out eventually. Get a pack of letter soup, or as many as you need to prepare a dish consisting of solely "A" letters. This will serve as propaganda to convince the cells at the blood production centers to support A-type blood government instead. The propaganda alone would not work, since you need a lot of blood of a certain type to produce more.
Eventually your body will have changed it's blood type to A+. Success.
Alternatively, you might want to keep your original blood type as well. This is also a good option, since the two blood grades get added, resulting in a higher one. The procedure is a bit more complicated, but well worth it.
Edit: Got some Au, neat. Ty anon. May the wind be always at your back. Also added the alternative procedure in response to u.
HOPE IT WILL HELP YOU ☺️
NandiniPuri:
why do u want 2 change ur blood type
Dear its not my Question.
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kkk
thanks for making my answer as Brainlist
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