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Once a old lady stepped into a bus with her son and when bus started to move, his son stepped out and asked her to mind stop A.
After two minutes of ride, old lady walked up aisle and asked conductor if stop 5 has come.
Conductor said not yet.
After that she started doing it every now and then. So the conductor shouted"You old lady , go back and sit at your place.I ll inform you when we reach there."
So lady sat at her seat for about two hours and then went back to him for same question.This time conductor said "mam we are really sorry, stop 5 passed 1 hour ago.but we will go back there for you "
So the bus ran for one hour in opposite direction. On reaching at 5, conductor told her "here is your stop mam".
Old lady took a pill from her bag , swallowed it and told conductor to move ahead " my son told me to take them when we reach at place 5"
Answer: Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.
The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.
The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.
The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.
And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
P.S.
Feel free to add or remove some lines. Also, a squire is a person who helps the Knight. Cavort means “engages in disreputable pursuits.”