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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Fred and George Weasley, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito… there's something endlessly fascinating about twins; especially to those of us whose womb experience was of the single-occupant variety. 'Do you feel each other's pain?' we want to know, and 'Can you tell when your twin's in trouble?'; the answer to both of which is 'Don't be ridiculous - we're twins, not wizards!' (Unless the twins in question are the aforementioned Weasley brothers, in which case, they're both.)
About three per cent of the people reading this article will have a twin sibling. And, whether or not you have magical twin powers (you don't), the bond between you and your birthday buddy means there's a good chance that one or both of you will sooner or later end up on Best Man duties for the other… the fact that you're reading this suggests 'sooner' rather than 'later'.
If that's the case, you just lucked out! Your twin-status provides the basis for a veritable cornucopia of gags that will have your audience doubled over. That's a twin joke… not a very good one, I'll grant you, but the rest are better