Question

if, in a language, 'finger' is called 'toe', 'toe' is called 'foot', 'foot' is called 'thumb', 'thumb' is called 'ankle', 'ankle' is called 'palm' and 'palm' is called 'knee', then in that language, what will an illiterate man put to mark his signatures?

Answer 1

By him toes of knee... xD

Answer 2

In that language illiterates would be called literates and litrates would be called illiterates.