Question

If you're going down a river at 2 mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?

Answer 1

This is a rhetorical question without any definite answer as pancake mix is not a suitable component to re-shingle a roof. Regardless of the speed and number of wheels on the canoe, you would need a nearly endless supply of pancake mix to re-shingle your roof. This is because pancake mix would be such a poor tool for the job that you would be constantly reapplying it over and over as it failed. Most tile roof adhesive involves some kind of waterproof rating and is generally epoxy based. Pancake mix is not a suitable adhesive to do this job.

Answer 2

Answer: All of it!

Explanation: You would need all of the pancake mix to re-shingle a roof!