Question

in the poem dear mum how did the cat get into washing machine​

Answer 1

Answer:

We know, as Mum will know, that it's impossible for a cup to break itself, and that our protagonist is responsible. So too is he responsible for everything he tries to absolve himself of in the poem - and that's its joke

please be realistic xD

Answer 2

Answer:

in the poem mum the wires were dameged