Question

Joke of the day
son:- Dad what is alcoholic?
Dad:- Son can you see those 4 cars an alcoholic will saw 8.!
Son:- Dad but there are only 2 cars not 4
Dad :-.............
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Answer 1

Answer:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says "Ugh – that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down.

She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on. I'll hold your monkey for you."

Answer 2

Take down my number - 100