Question

Late again, Beinkensopp?
What's the excuse this time?
Not my fault, sir.
Whose fault is it then?
Grandma's sir
Grandma's? What did she do?
She died sir.
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Died?
She's seriously dead alright sir.
That makes four grandmothers this term, Beinkensopp/
All on PE days.
I know, it's very upsetting sir
How many grandmas have you got Beinkensopp?
None sir.
You said you had four.
All dead sir
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And what about yesterday, Beinkensopp?
What about yesterday, sir?
You were absent yesterday.
That was the dentist, sir
The dentist died?
No sir, my teeth sir.
You missed the maths test, Beinkensopp!
I'd been looking forward to it, sir.
Right, line
up
for PE
Can't sir.
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Answer 1

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Answer 2

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