Narrate an amusing incident
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Though my self and my husband belong to the same place our dialect and language was much different in the initial stages.
Because I grew up in a radical environment ,and Naxal infected areas because of my dad's job. So little tribal dialect I have.
One day my husband and me fought for just because of my dialect. I told something.he understood some otherthing. I sat with big face. (It's true when I get angry I used to talk in that dialect and he won't understand easily and get irritated)
Exactly that time only his mom(my Mil) called him.
He answered the call controlling his laugh seeing my face.
‘what a girl you selected for me!! She is an ex lady Naxalite. Just got fed up and joined ‘Jan Jeevan sravanti' (mainstream of life) after doing so many attacks on people. you made my life horrible. She is actually not Ramadevi .she is 'Ramakka'!
To my fate I told two incidents to him before that. I was in the procession where our lady leader got arrested for pelting stones on police station. Actually I didn't know it would happen like that.I was in twelth standard. My dad worried and for graduation joined me in another place by getting transferred.
Second incident is here in Bangalore. My friend's husband had a big lisenced rifle. One day we tried to shoot .But not with real bullets. Rubber ones. But it created lot of menace and impact . It hit a wall and made a whole in the door and riversed back and hit TV.
Her husband become ‘ugra narasimhavtaar' and took class to us.
Out of love on my husband I told everything. With excitement I said even though they are rubber bullets , sounded like original blah blah. Because first time I touched a rifle.woman empowerment!! Hahaha!! Now he is using it to his advantage!!
Now I switched on the speaker. I know definitely she will say something, this time I don't want to keep quiet.
So whispering voice she Asked my husband ‘still she is there next to you?'
I got laugh for the way she is asking him. My husband said winking at me,
‘no! She is sleeping in the other room !
‘Such a good person your father in law! What a great vamsh( khandan)! To them this kind of daughter is born! What to do? God has written like that! Don't tell him . He will be worried and If she gets angry she may attack you too !!
That is the reason they showed the girl in her grandparent’s house. Not at his working place!! Isn't it?
Be careful ! Keep your body fit to save your self. She must be physically well trained then!
Now your life become like a shirt ( in fact it's cloth but to make my husband understand she said shirt ) fallen on thorny bush. Carefully you should pull back your shirt without tearing!
Don't argue with her much.!!
I could not control my laugh. She is such a roaring lioness! Now in a low voice. She thought it should not be audible to me.
My husband replied ‘No Amma! I don't want her. I can't live with ‘daaku Rani' types. Do something! Shall I send her to you for some days? You train her and change!!
She hurriedly said No!!!!!!. I am old now!! I can not manage!! She will give me double dose!! She had any thing ( weapon) with her still?
Suddenly she remembered my husband only forced her to come to see me!! She shifted the blame on my husband.
She said' karmaphalam Babu!! You have to bear! Didn't I tell you that girl is very serious faced. Not much shy type!' but what you said? I know her brother!! Now go and ask her brother only! If girls are pampered they will show this kind of days only to husband!!!
Let me think! Don't do any thing dangerous to your life!!
and kept down the phone!
She imagined really I kept a gun to his head!
I could not control my laugh!! Finally I could scare her!! I teased my husband ‘eat well to fight with me!
After four days they were removing the honeycombs in our colony. Few honey bees entered our house. Three are stuck to my husband's shirt at his back. He has to rush to office. Had no time to remove his shirt and change .
If I try with hand they may bite me. So I took tennis racket and was trying to remove them from his shirt by making them trapped in it, I removed two successfully. Only one is left. Then!!
My Mil entered suddenly!!!!
Exactly, he is bent and racket on his back. Handle in my hand.
She shouted ‘do you beat my son also?
We were speech less to see her suddenly!! After all she is a mother!! Came running to save her son from me !! from that far!! That too by bus!
My husband is shocked . He did not expect she will take everything literally. He just told for fun.
Later we explained everything. But many days she kept an eye on me and looked me with suspecious glances! Because she thought I threatened him . that's why he is not speaking truth. But suddenly she behaved like a rabbit instead of lion for few months.
Advised me like a mother.
that now by god's grace I got married in to a decent family. I should forget ‘old habits of dhad… Dhad…dhad!!! Dishyum!! Dishyum!!!!!!
Hehehe!!