narrative writing topic he broke open the fortune cookie but there was a map on the tiny slip of paper
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Explanation:
If fortune cookies actually provided accurate predictions that could be reliably trusted, they would create a revolution. But fortune cookies are nothing but a small, inexpensive after-dinner treat that contain a small slip of paper on which is printed a tiny bit of generalized “wisdom” that applies to anyone (and everyone), plus a short list of “lucky” numbers. The company that bakes the cookies does not print the piece of paper. That is done by a company that prints and cuts thousands - perhaps millions - of such slips. The message printed on the front is not “connected” to the numbers printed on the back of the slip: the printing process is random.
Does the printer know in advance who will receive the cookie? Absolutely not - how could that be possible? The printer can not even tell which slip of paper will be inserted into a particular cookie. The printer does not sell their cookies to a particular restaurant, but rather to a broker, who sells them to a distributor who sells them to a dealer who then sells them to a restaurant which keeps the wrapped cookies in a big box, and adds them to the bag containing your take-out order, or places them next to the chopsticks and little packets of soy sauce on your table.
Fortune cookies are meant to be a bit of fun. But if you are the superstitious type who believes that predictions can be made, tea leaves or palms or tarot cards or horoscopes can predict future events or behavior, I can predict one thing: because your fortune cookie did not contain that random slip of random advice and a list of completely meaningless numbers, you will begin to have a miserable love-life, maybe never even have a love life; if you have a job now, you will soon be fired or laid-off; if you are a student, you will fail, never receive a diploma, never get accepted to another school, and never get a job; if you are pregnant, or you have just provided your sperm to a woman, your will only be partially formed, it will only have one ear, and that ear will be deaf; soon, a typhoon will completely destroy your house, and you will spend the rest of your life as a street beggar.
Narrative writing is a peice of writing that tells a story, and is one if the four classic rhetorical modes or ways that writers use to present information. Any type of story needs to include A plot, caracters and conflict. However a story does not need to include real facts to be a story.
Fortune cookies are meant to be a bit of fun. But if you are the superstitious type who believes that predictions can be made, tea leaves or palms or tarot cards or horoscopes can predict future events or behavior, I can predict one thing: because your fortune cookie did not contain that random slip of random advice and a