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Between Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose
sed The spectacles set them unhappily wrong;
The point in dispute was, as all the world knows
To which the said spectacles ought to belong.
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So Tongue was the lawyer, and argued the cause
With great deal of skill, and a wig full of learning
While Chief Baron Ear sat to balance the laws.
So famed for his talent in nicely discerning.
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Answer:
Between Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose, - The spectacles set them unhappily wrong:
So Tongue was the lawyer, and argued the cause With great deal of skill, and a wig full of learning:
Sub: English
Life
Std.: 11th (Second Term Exam)
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The point in dispute was, as all the world knows, To which the said spectacles ought to belong. While Chief Baron Ear sat to balance the laws, So famed for his talent in nicely discerning. 'In behalf of the Nose it will quickly appear, And your lordship,' he said, 'will undoubtedly find, That the Nose has had spectacles always in wear, Which amounts to possession time out of mind." Then holding the spectacles up to the court, 'Your lordship observes they are made with a straddle As wide as the ridge of the Nose is; in short, (Tis a case that has happened, and may be again.") That the visage or countenance had not a Nose, Pray who would, or who could, wear spectacles then? 'On the whole it appears, and my argument shows, With a reasoning the court will never condemn, That the spectacles plainly were made for the Nose, And the Nose was as plainly intended for them." Then shifting his side, as a lawyer knows how, He pleaded again in behalf of the Eyes: But what were his arguments few people know, For the court did not think they were equally wise, So his lordship decreed with a grave solemn tone, Decisive and clear, without one if or but That, whenever the Nose put his spectacles on, By daylight or candlelight-Eyes should be shut!