on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday was the name of his horse.
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter “w.”
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
You shouldn’t bury a person who is alive.
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night.
You spot a boat full of people, but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married.
Which is heavier, 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of feathers?
They both weigh the same — 100 pounds.
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He was bald.
“The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying?
Neither one, because the accountant was his sister.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
There was a terrible plane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
The surviving couple was married.
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
There are 12. Fish don’t drown!
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time, because the wall is already built.
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The four you took away.
What belongs to you but gets used by everyone else more than you?
Your name.
A truck driver is going down a one-way street the wrong way and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?
Because he was not driving! He’s walking on the sidewalk.
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it. What is it?
Advice.
What can you hold without touching it at all?
A conversation.
A 10-foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?
Never. The boat rises as the tide goes up.
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