Question

Please translate the letter given in the attachment for me. Translate it in English.
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Answer 1

Dear Daddy-Jambes-Loins,

You are a brig!

I'm very happy about the farm, because I've never been on a farm in my life and I'd hate to go back to John Grier, and wash dishes all summer. There would be danger of something awful happening, because I lost my humility from other times and I'm afraid that I would just break out someday and smash every cup and saucer in the house.

Pardon brievete and paper. I can't send my news because I'm in French class and I'm afraid Monsieur le Professeur is going to call me right away.

Goodbye, I love you very much.

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