Question

pls give me a limeric containing 5 lines . last words of the third and fourth line sshould rhyme with each other. pls give fast its uregent

Answer 1

There was an old man with a beard

Who said, "it’s just how I feared! 
Two owls and a hen 
Four larks and a wren 
Have all built their nests in my beard.
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  There once was a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up to do,
He’d ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22.