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Write a diary entry to care a dog
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Day 483: Despite all the caring, I still believe he’s an idiot. Who does his hair like that? Just lick it and it’ll be fine.
Day 488: I let him pet my tummy, as a distraction. Meanwhile I observed the environment. Soon after he got carried away so I had to abort mission and scratched him.
Day 495: There it is, again! For over a year, I’ve occasionally been seeing that red dot but still haven’t figured it out. Seems to be allies with that fat, ugly human. I’ll keep you posted, Meowton.
Day 499: That paper ball, it’s just so mysterious. It might be a pilot study for a greater plan. I’m on it!
Day 532: My human is still physically incapable, he couldn’t reach over to me when I was under his bed. No muscular improvement observed. Our human preys might not be as tough as we thought after all!
Day 612: I can’t take it anymore. It’s, it’s horrible. That doomsday device called “vacuum”… Meowton, I think they want to eliminate us. Just yesterday I saw my human searching for “cat houses”. It looked like a prison cell. And now the machine… I think I’m compromised. Their technology is far superior, we should delay the Great Paw Resistance.
Day 615: I… I was tortured. And later humiliated. They sticked a metal into me and injected some fluid. I’m still dizzy. Later on they took advantage of my dizziness and put me in water. Disgusting… And the worst part is… they grabbed me. Yes, those humans dared to touch me. There is no way we can consolidate with these lower beings. We must attack, now! And we will never surrender to those monsters!
Day 620: Those birds, must be working for humans. Just as I was about to reach for the computer, I heard one. I instantly knew that it was a great threat so I rushed to the window and hissed at that pathetic spy.
Day 621: I assume that humans need this “Game of Thrones” -might be a code for something- to improve their reproduction skills. I can’t say I didn’t enjoy watching humans die unexpectedly though.
Day 624: Our headquarters was hacked, I lost all my communication systems when they “cleaned” the “litter box”. Inferior organisms! You think you can stop the Great Paw Resistance? Bah!
Day: 649: My human was busy today, so was I… As he was going over his plans of mass destruction called “The Finals” I was right beside him. Unfortunately, he did not go over any vital details. Just a bunch of nonsense!
Day 702: Interestingly, he’s sad today. I played my purring card to get close to him, hoping he’d mention useful information. It was a waste of time…