Prepare a debit voucher for the following
A furniture purchased for Rs 60,000 from Globe Furniture Mart on 02 -01-2017
B. machinery Purchased for Rs 50,000 from xyz Ltd. on
03-01-2017
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Explanation:
signed up to a weight loss clinic founded by the same man who also founded the adulterous website Ashley Madison - Darren Morgenstern.
Rather interestingly, I have actually been screwed over by both of this guys companies, however my Ashley Madison story will have to wait for another day lol.
Have you ever tried to lose weight through a loss clinic like say Weight Watchers Wouldn’t it be awesome if you could get referred to the clinic through some kind of sponsorship company that refunded a portion of your registration fee should you successfully lose a certain amount of weight!?
Well there is! It’s called the WeightLossGrantsOrganization (WLGO).
Sounds amazing right! And they will sponsor you through almost any weight loss that’s fantastic, even better!”. Then I happily forked over my credit card info to sign up!
For the next few weeks nothing happened. Before I could even begin the program I needed to do a DNA test and determine what my BMR was in order to determine how many calories I will burn per day.
After a few weeks, another attractive young woman showed up to my apartment carrying one of these:
Turns out she didn’t really know how to use the darn things :/
My first results revealed a BMR of 3,100 calories per day. She figured that number was way too high and guessed that the result was due to the mask being upside down. Hence we repeated the test with the mask facing the other way around and I received a BMR score of around 2,500, hence this number would be used for my designated eating plan which I would later receive in the mail.
Another couple of weeks went by and if I am being perfectly honest, I already had one foot out the door because I had actually put on a couple of pounds since signing up and the clock for receiving my grant was still ticking since it started on November 8th. The fact that I received two vastly different BMR scores and using the smaller one wasn’t that reassuring. I thought “Darren Morgenstern you have screwed me over again, just like you did when I signed up to Ashley Madison only to realize that all the profiles of these supposedly hot married women looking for sex, were completely fake!”
As such, my first official weigh-in with KW in January 2017 was short and depressing. I stepped on the scale. Success, the $1,400 grant is mine!
Several weeks after my weigh-out, I called the WLGO to inquire about the status of my grant application. Turns out that they had no idea that I had even hit my target because neither KW or myself had called them. Furthermore, I was told that I had not hit the target weight loss because I did not lose 25 lbs!
WTF!!! :/
I was baffled and even felt like I had been played by KW. How could she have not known what the grant qualifications were given that she must do this stuff every single day with hundreds of other clients?
In my case, I even told her right at the start that it was 25 lbs that I needed to lose! I thought it must be a marketing tactic in order to get clients to sign up as surely no one could be that naïve.
WLGO granted me an extension to reach the required target weight and my new weigh-out date was now June 26th. Whatever skepticism I had about KW’s and Dalewood’s integrity I kept it to myself, not even relaying my suspicions to MN.
I noticed at this time that MN had ceased her once per week replies to my messages. In one drunken email, I accidently whined to my fitness coach that almost no one at Dalewood seems to do their job and even KW forgets to show up to work sometimes.
My June 26th weigh-out date arrived and I broke the 25 lbs target by weighing 173 lbs!
KW told me to let her message WLGO this time around just to ensure everything was good. I believe I waited a few days however I was feeling very impatient and anxious. The last time I waited around, I put on about 6 lbs - I wasn’t about to make the same mistake again.
After two or three days I contacted WLGO and they informed me that KW wasn’t even suppose to be doing the weigh-outs because it had to be done by a registered dietician - WTF :/
Hence the following week, an RD who