running commentary on traffic jam due to road accidents .its urgent please give it fast
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Let me start by familiarizing the entire mayhem here! As usual it is all chaos here at MAD SQUARE. There is 2 kilometer long snarl-up on all the roads converging to the SQUARE. The traffic constables appear to be quite active; they appear to be so slick at worsening the situation by fining the vehicles from other states and cities. The traffic lights are behaving so erratically! All of them are showing green signals; now all of them are showing red signals! It has been reported it all started with a minor accident in which an auto-rickshaw driver in its usual hurry and waste knocked a brand new car from behind. The crowed, along with traffic constable have been enjoying the brawl between the auto-rickshaw driver and the car owner. The cows and dogs are piteously caught in the snarl up!
I can clearly see the vehicles standing nose-to-tail still for hours. The ambulances are stuck up with their sirens screeching deafeningly. The other drivers stuck up in the jam have joined the honking party. Now I can see the traffic constable enjoying his tea. The pedestrians are literally jumping over the roofs of stuck up cars; the drivers shouting at them to stop damaging the cars. Dear listeners, it will take six to seven more hours to clear the traffic, and that with God’s grace. You are advised not to go towards the MAD SQUARE. Well, that’s all from here at Traffic Watch. Good bye until tomorrow….