Math, asked by gaytriGaikwad, 1 month ago

सुरभि ज्योति ने अभी देखा तो आप आंसर दीजिए प्लीज मुझे अपना नंबर दीजिए​

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Answered by vipulpatel171979
2

Answer:

*Job Interview.*

‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your name?*

Manoj :- *M.P. sir*

‍♀OFFICER:- *In full please*

Manoj :- *Manoj Pandey*

‍♀OFFICER:- *Your father's name?*

Manoj:- *M.P. sir*

‍♀OFFICER:- *What does that mean?*

Manoj:- *Madan Pandey*

‍♀OFFICER:- *Your native place?*

Manoj: *M.P. sir*

‍♀OFFICER:- *What's that?*

Manoj:- *Madhya pradesh*

‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your qualification?*

Manoj:- *M.P.*

‍♀OFFICER:- *(angry) What is that?!!!*

Manoj:- *Matric Pass*

‍♀OFFICER:- *So why do you need a job?*

Manoj:- *It is because of M.P. sir*

‍♀OFFICER: *Meaning?*

Manoj:- *Money Problem*

‍♀OFFICER:- *Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?*

Manoj: *MP sir.*

‍♀OFFICER: *And what is that?*

Manoj:- *Marvelous Personality*

‍♀OFFICER:- *I see... I will get back to you.*

Manoj:- *Sir, how was M.P. sir?*

‍♀OFFICER:- *And what's that again?*

Manoj:- *My Performance.*

‍♀OFFICER:- *I think you have M.P.*

Manoj:- *Meaning? Sir!!!*

‍♀OFFICER:- *Mental Problem!!!*

...

*Don't laugh alone.*

*Send this to M.P.*

*(Many People)*

*Those are saved in your M.P*

*(Mobile Phone)*

*to put a smile on their faces.*

*I have sent this to u because u are M.P.*

*(My People).*

Answered by snitishkumar011
1

why do you want to number

personal or professional

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