Question

sensible and good jokes in english​

Answer 1

An Investment Banker Was Getting Married.

During Wedding, The Wife Vomits.

Husband: "What Happened?"

Wife: "Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment."

Husband: "U cheated me.."

Wife: "U should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!"

Answer 2

(Jokes in English)An Investment Banker Was Getting Married.

During Wedding, The Wife Vomits.

Husband: "What Happened?"

Wife: "Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment."

Husband: "U cheated me.."

Wife: "U should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!"

Once Santa went to Court

Judge :- Order..! Order..!

Santa :- "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa , 3 idaly and 1 Maza"

Judge :- "Shut-Up"

Santa :- "No..No....Thums Up Charged Ice Chilled..!"