small victory speech for school Election
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, no, really, please, thank you.
A short time ago, my opponent called me to offer his congratulations. He’s a good bloke, whatever his colleagues might say. I thank him and I thank Australia, and the people of Australia. And I thank my wife and children and God and all the people who helped and everything.
Thank you. Today, the people of Australia have spoken – and spoken decisively. So let me speak decisively in return.
You had a choice between two narcissists with little to recommend them save an unwillingness to sell their fundaments in return for power, and you chose me. I am humbled by the honour you have bestowed. I am so humbled, humble, humbly.
Explanation:
A short time ago, my opponent called me to offer his congratulations. He’s a good bloke, whatever his colleagues might say. I thank him and I thank Australia, and the people of Australia. And I thank my wife and children and God and all the people who helped and everything.
Thank you. Today, the people of Australia have spoken – and spoken decisively. So let me speak decisively in return.
You had a choice between two narcissists with little to recommend them save an unwillingness to sell their fundaments in return for power, and you chose me. I am humbled by the honour you have bestowed. I am so humbled, humble, humbly.