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Fancy dress on Saturday night, Farmer's/farmer's wives, what do I wear? I'm thinking check shirt, possibly denim mini? any other ideas ??



Umm well the farmers wives at my area wear checked shirts, dungarees and wellies
Not mini skirts



Well realistically, some old battered dirty clothes with stains and rips. Wellies covered in cow manure, and your hair tied back. No make-up and filthy hands, farmers don't wear gloves.

But yeah, you're going to end up dressing like Daisy Duke let's face it



Depends. As above said - everyone will go as Daisy Duke, so do you want to blend in? If so then check shirt knotted under the bosom and micro denim hotpants. If not, (yet I assume you still want to go for a sexy look for some reason) perhaps a tight little flowery dress and a mini apron? Farmers wives cook right?
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