Question

tell me a nice humourus story

Answer 1

Once there was a squirrel. He was in the the forest. He was sitting under the tree. On the tree was a monkey. Near the tree were some bones of a dead animal. Suddenly the squirrel saw a bear approach ing. He said in a loud voice " this bear was very tasty .if another comes i shall eat it too." He starred at the bones. The bear saw him saying this and ran away. The monkey saw this and thought " i shall show the bear that it was a lie' and so he ran towards the bear and told him everything. Then bear rushed towards the squirrel with monkey on his back. The squirrel now said "Where is that stupid monkey? I told him to bring that bear to me ." hearing this the bear ran for his life and never returned to the forest .... ( please mark as the best)

Answer 2

Answer:

Red riding hood remade by MEEEEEEEEE......

Once there lived a girl who wore a red hood in the morning, while eating, playing and even when sleeping. One day her mom told her to go to her grandpa' s house and give a bascket of fruits and A BIG PIECE OF uncooked MEAT. Her mom warned her before she went, " Dear be carefull on your way and remember STRANGER IS DANGER."  

Red riding hood agreed and went on her way. Later in between the way to her grandpa' s house she saw a huge wolf, He was actually sleeping but because of the big piece of meat' s smell he woke up and came to her. He asked her where she was going and red riding hood replied she was going to her grandpa's house forgeting what her mom told her. He asked were her grandpa lived and she pointed at the side of the hill.

The wolf thought if he had gone to her granpa' s house first he will get more meat pieces so he told her, " wouldn't it be nice if you brought some lovely flowers for your grandpa." Red riding hood thought and said it was a good idea and she went to pluck the flowers.

In the mean time the wolf ran to her grandpa's house and something happend that is aa surprise so WAIT!! Red riding hood plucked some flowers and turned to say thanks for your help to the wolf but he was not there so she said oh well and continued her way to her grandpa's house. When she reached she knocked the door and her grandpa said come in dear.

She went in and saw him sleeping in the bed. She said, " Oh grandpa what big eyes you have." He replied," Better to see you with." she said What big ears you have He replied," Better to hear you with." She said," What Huge mouthe you have." he replied, " Better to eat your GRANDPA' S meat pieces....

Then her grandpa came out from the kitchen with ten pieces of cooked meat and 15 chicken leg fries...

They all ate it and lived happier ever after

But only thing is that they all failed to remeber the statement" STRANGER DANGER." or else someone will eat all your meat and chicken leg fries before you reach home...

NEXT TIME PLEASE INCREAS THE POINTS FOR A LONG STORY OKAYY FRIEND..