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What was that funniest thing I wanna to know.
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I remembered that one day me and my 2 fri ends went to food corner to celebrate. As you all know we boys are always careless, because we believe that we can handle everything (except a girlfriend). So on the whole way we just planned about what we are going to order and recalled some of our experiences of childhood( actually it was a friends reunion after the twelfth boards). After reaching the food corner we ordered the food and soft drinks. And after that we took our seat and started the groupfie session( you can see some of them on instagram). After that we enjoyed the food.
You must be thinking what's so funny about all this story, it's so normal, am I making fool of you. Well this is when everything changed.
After we finished the meal we checked out the bill, it was rs 400. But I guess our fate was not with us that day. One of my friend who claimed that he has a 500 rupee note in his purse found it missing ( later on he told me that that was his purse’s status 2 weeks ago). As for me, I am little boastful by nature. So I assured them that there is no need of getting worried when I am with them. But here is where the fate again turned it's back towards me. Very very unluckily I wore a pant in which both the pockets were torn, and by God’s grace I kept the 3 hundred rupees notes in one of that pocket( I don't know how can a person become so careless). All the notes passed smoothly through those holes in my pocket and has already disappeared. When I told my friends about this they gave me a sharp look as if they are trying to kill me through eyes( real version of Govinda’s and Raveena Tondon’s Akhi yon se goli mare dhishkayon!! ( firing through eyes ) ). As for the 3rd friend he just brought 130 rupees. Then we all 3 stared the treasure hunt there searching each others pockets,purses etc. (That u will not tell you “what is that etc.”). We were only able to collect 220rupees. Then we launched a full force search operation there. Bravo! We finally managed to find out the money that slipped through my pockets. Actually it was under the table where we were eating. Thank God we finally managed to pay the bill.
I remember while we were doing those creepy things at the food corner the owner was staring as if he is going to call the asylum very next moment. And after doing all this idiotic stuff when we were paying the bill the owner said “Beta paise ni the to bol dete tumhari family ke kuch logo ko me janta hu, tum bad me pay kar dete.”( kids you must have told me that you don't have the money, I would have charged it next time. Afterall I do have goods contacts with some of your family members ). Wow! That's the best happy ending where at last we realied that at last what we did was nothing but sheer madness.