Question

two lines on Haryanvi people?######

Answer 1

Just 2 lines........
sry kyuki agar m start ho gaya to rukna muskil ho jaega...
(≧▽≦)okh....so, here is ur answer

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Haryana roadways don't hire drivers, they hire pilots

"Haryana Ka Jaat Toh Khaye kati Ghee teh, na fer maru kadi Jee teh" Ex- Virender Sehwag
(A haryanvi will either be aggressive or not participate at all)

you might wonder why haryanvis are always involved in fight-
the reason lies in the mahabharat itself- "UP mein toh Krishan Bhagwan ne bhi bansuri bajai thi, aur haryana ke Kuruskhetra mein laath" 
(Even Lord Krishna had to participate passively in the fight when he entered Haryana, although he always had a peaceful image)

"BAAWLIBOOCH", "ANDY", "KASOOTA", "DHASHU". "GADAR" are some of the terms invented by Haryanvis 
(BawliBooch means idiot, Andy, Kasoota, Dhasu means great )

You can't ask us(Haryanvis) to speak softly
1) We can't 
2) Kyun Bai Hum ke Daare Se kiSe teh....?
(Why should I, we are not afraid of anyone)

Some commonly written Taglines on Haryana Transport-
"LATAK MATT, PATAK DUNGI" (don't overload or hang on the doors you might fall) 
"YAA TOH NUHYE CHALEGI" (my vehicle will drive in whichever way i want)

Haryana mein sirf BUS hi dhunwa ni thandi, hum bhi utha de kre (Dhunwa refers to swag, it also means smoke- the above line means it is not only the roadways which generate smoke, we haryanvi's can make anyone jealous of our lifestyle)

Some other Proud Haryana Facts which most people don't know

Haryana has a literacy rate of 76.64 %

Haryana has a GDP of $1081 which is way ahead of the national average

In Indian Army most soldiers are from Haryana

Haryana has the largest number of rural crorepatis in India

Haryana is largest manufacturer of Passenger cars, Motorcycles & Tractors.

Haryana is one of the most economically developed regions in South Asia

Haryana contributes for most sports medals for India in any major International Sporting Event

Haryana is the first state to reach 100% rural electrification

Largest Exporter of Basmati Rice.

moreover we haryanvis don't care about what others think of us.

P.S- " When in Japan, Do as the Japanese do,
when in rome, Do as the romans do.
but when in Haryana, do whatever you Want to do- 
KYUNKI BETA MAHRI REES TAM KAR BHI NA SAKTE"(You can't compete with us)

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Abhi k lia itna kafi hoga......baki or kabhi

Have a nice day ahead...☺️^-^☺️

@777Dushyant